In Which I Have a Candid Discussion with My Body

Posted: September 1, 2012 in Health
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[Scene: This morning in the parking lot of my doctor’s office.]

ME: Another tumor*? Come on, this is getting ridiculous. And surgery is so annoying and expensive.

MY BODY: Well, if we stopped consuming caffeine, it wouldn’t be like this.

ME: Tea and chocolate have caffeine, don’t they?

MY BODY: Yes, they do.

ME: Okay, fine we’ll do the surgery.


*Fibroadenoma. Very common and almost for sure completely benign. Ultrasound and mammogram are scheduled for next week. We might just go straight to excision this time around. One less bill to pay. Blergh.


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