Agent Smith by way of the Big Lebowski

Posted: October 22, 2011 in Uncategorized, Writing
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John Scalzi put out a few writing prompts earlier this week, and I thought it’d be fun to try one. So, for your reading pleasure, I give you Jeff Bridges as the Big Lebowski as Agent Smith.

So, I’ve been thinking. Humans are kind of weird, right? I mean, you think about dogs and cats and uh, uh, you know what I’m trying to say. Anyway, so, it’s like they figure out how to fit in with wherever they are, right? But people don’t do that, man! They just come in, take what they want, piss all over everything, then just move right along to piss on the next guy’s rug. Just wham, bam, thank you ma’am. So you can’t, uh, really be like other mammals, right? You’re more like a disease, man. You’re, like, killing this planet, dude! But it’s cool, you know. Because we’re here now. We’ve got things covered. It’s like, you destroyed the old rug, right? And we’re the new rug that’s gonna pull the room together. It’s gonna be pretty awesome, dude. F*ckin’ A.

That was fun 🙂 Check out the prompts and try one out!


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